"Don't squat with your spurs on...." - Quote by Will Rogers

“Hundreds and hundreds of beautiful horses in the parade and a man without a silver saddle is a vagrant.”

“Americans are getting like a Ford car, they all have the same exact parts, the same upholstering and make exactly the same noises.”

“When you are satisfied, you are successful. For that's all there is to success is satisfaction.”

“A word to the wise is enough, and many words won't fill a bushel.”

“Never miss an opportunity to shut up.”

“My mother used to tell me: "You gotta smile more. Because if you don't smile, the way you look at people, they'll think you're mad at them."”

“There is absolutely no common sense, it is common non-sense.”

“If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.”

“Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.”