“He who kisses girl on hillside is not level”

“He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.”

“The injury of prodigality leads to this, that he who will not economize will have to agonize.”

“Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk”

“Don't be concerned about others not appreciating you. Be concerned about your not appreciating others.”

“A sure sign of an amateur is too much detail to compensate for too little life.”

“For what but eye and ear silence the mindWith the minute particulars of mankind?”

“Let us not take for granted that life exists more fully in what is commonly thought big than in what is commonly thought small.”