“He who kisses girl on hillside is not level”

“He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.”

“The injury of prodigality leads to this, that he who will not economize will have to agonize.”

“Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk”

“Don't be concerned about others not appreciating you. Be concerned about your not appreciating others.”

“That which ordinary men are fit for, I am qualified in. and the best of me is diligence.”

“Everything yields to diligence.”

“He would give all of his clothes to his servant, admonishing him NOT to return them until he had completed his day's work.”