"Old women are the secret to the..." - Quote by Franklin D Roosevelt

“People acting together as a group can accomplish things which no individual acting alone could ever hope to bring about.”

“The hand that held the dagger has struck it into the back of its neighbor.”

“Once you've spent two years trying to wiggle one toe, everything is in proportion.”

“How can it be a spy satellite if they announce on television that it's a spy satellite?”

“My only thrill is self inflicted hickies.”

“She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression.”

“My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark”

“I have loved to cook since I was a child in my mother's kitchen. If I don't have time to cook, I'll just read a cookbook.”

“My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.”