“He who kisses girl on hillside is not level”

“He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.”

“The injury of prodigality leads to this, that he who will not economize will have to agonize.”

“Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk”

“Don't be concerned about others not appreciating you. Be concerned about your not appreciating others.”

“Rebellion in this land shall lose his sway, meeting the check of such another day.”

“There is no such sport as sport by sport o'erthrown.”

“Fear defeats more people than any other one thing in the world.”