"Golf. Trying to knock a tiny ball..." - Quote by Winston Churchill
Golf. Trying to knock a tiny ball into an even smaller hole with implements ill suited to the purpose.
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“I've got a grocery bill at the end of every month.Our toothpaste, our orange juice, that all gets paid. But I - it is true that I don't carry my wallet that often.”
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“The Englishmen is at his best on the links and at his worst in the Cabinet.”
“One of the most basic factors in sports is that winning becomes a habit, and losing is the same way. When failure starts to feel normal in your life or your work or even your darkest vices, you won't have to go looking for trouble, because trouble will find you. Count on it.”
“The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don't worry. You can't expect to get a hit every game.”