"We can't all be heroes, because somebody..." - Quote by Will Rogers

“You know the more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best. My only solution would be to keep em both out one term and hire my good friend Henry Ford to run the whole thing, and give him a commission on what he saves us.”

“Plans get you into things, but you got to work your way out.”

“A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people.”

“In every society some men are born to rule, and some to advise.”

“I do not think that I am a natural born mother... If I ever wanted to mother anyone, it was my father.”

“I have often thought that less is expected of the president of a great corporation than of an American wife.”

“It is not part of a true culture to tame tigers, any more than it is to make sheep ferocious.”

“The man who holds that every human right is secondary to his profit must now give way to the advocate of human welfare.”

“I delight to come to my bearings,... not to live in this restless, nervous, bustling, trivial Nineteenth Century, but stand or sitthoughtfully while it goes by.”