"A prisoner of war is a man..." - Quote by Winston Churchill

“It may be that ... when the advance of destructive weapons enables everyone to kill everybody else nobody will want to kill anyone at all. [Referring to the hydrogen bomb.]”

“Elections exist for the sake of the House of Commons and not the House of Commons for the sake of elections.”

“[Should Britain fail, then the entire world would] sink into the abyss of a new dark age made more sinister ... by the lights of perverted science.”

“Good news for senior citizens: Death is near!”

“I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'”

“I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.”

“I've been very good for gun manufacturers.”

“I try to keep it positive and play it cool, shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school.”

“Thyself shall see the act; For, as thou urgest justice, be assured Thou shalt have justice, more than thou desir'st.”