“He who kisses girl on hillside is not level”

“He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.”

“The injury of prodigality leads to this, that he who will not economize will have to agonize.”

“Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk”

“Don't be concerned about others not appreciating you. Be concerned about your not appreciating others.”

“O gentle son, Upon the heat and flame of thy distemper, sprinkle cool patience.”

“Upon his royal face there is no note how dread an army hath enrounded him.”

“Keep cool: it will be all one a hundred years hence.”