"She was so ugly she could make..." - Quote by Will Rogers

“They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter.”

“They are each good when they are out, and each bad when they are in.”

“There's no way in the world you're going to make a political party respectable unless you keep it out of office.”

“If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter.I don't mind, and you don't matter.”

“Like all good ruins, I look better by moonlight.”

“These Republican leaders have not been content with attacks on me, on my wife, or on my sons. No, not content with that, they now include my little dog, Fala. Well, of course, I don't resent attacks... but Fala does resent them.”

“For many wish not so much to be, as to seem to be, endowed with real virtue.”

“For outward show is a wonderful perverter of the reason.”

“That the outer man is a picture of the inner, and the face an expression and revelation of the whole character, is a presumption likely enough in itself, and therefore a safe one to go on; borne out as it is by the fact that people are always anxious to see anyone who has made himself famous. Photography offers the most complete satisfaction of our curiosity.”