"There are three kinds of men. The..." - Quote by Will Rogers

“The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.”

“We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.”

“The way to make money in the stock market is to buy a stock. Then, when it goes up, sell it. If it's not going to go up, don't buy it!”

“Gradually the true Mason gains experience in using these working tools and can observe subtler and subtler indications of personal flaws.”

“I once did hold it, as our statists do,A baseness to write fair, and labour'd muchHow to forget that learning; but, sir, nowIt did me yeoman's service.”

“I learned very soon to get along by myself.”

“If thou remeber'st not the slightest folly that ever love did make thee run into, thou hast not lov'd”

“Who is old enough to have learned from experience?”

“Life is like arriving late for a movie, having to figure out what was going on without bothering everybody with a lot of questions, and then being unexpectedly called away before you find out how it ends.”