“He who kisses girl on hillside is not level”

“He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.”

“The injury of prodigality leads to this, that he who will not economize will have to agonize.”

“Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk”

“Don't be concerned about others not appreciating you. Be concerned about your not appreciating others.”

“Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?”

“I cannot draw a cart, nor eat dried oats;If it be man's work, I'll do't.”

“Look, what a horse should have he did not lack, Save a proud rider on his back.”