"Scientists now believe that the primary biological..." - Quote by Dave Barry
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
More by Dave Barry
“I also saw a huge expansion of the Internet, with many major corporations, afraid of being left behind, spending hundreds of millions of dollars to develop World Wide Web sites in a frantic scramble to reach the vast new consumer market of Web use”
“People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.”
“Here in the news media, our focus is on speed. When we get hold of some new and possibly inaccurate information, our highest priority is to get it to you, the public, before our competitors do. If the news media owned airlines, there would be a lot less concern about how many planes crashed, and a lot more concern about whose plane hit the ground first.”
More on Humor
More on Biology
“The c**k isn't a muscle so it doesn't grow in relation to the shoulders, say, or the pectorals. You can't make it bigger through exercise, that's for sure.”
“Solutions to all biological problems are greatly advanced by the sequencing work and the new tools that are created.”
“The body is a community made up of its innumerable cells or inhabitants.”