"If I were two-faced, would I be..." - Quote by Abraham Lincoln

“When I have a particular case in hand, I have that motive and feel an interest in the case, feel an interest in ferreting out the questions to the bottom, love to dig up the question by the roots and hold it up and dry it before the fires of the mind.”

“I am a little uneasy about the abolishment of slavery in this District of Columbia.”

“If the negro is a man, why then my ancient faith teaches me that ‘all men are created equal,' and that there can be no moral right in connection with one man's making a slave of another.”

“Don't touch my d**k, don't touch my knife.”

“Never met a wise man, if so its a woman.”

“Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.”

“Truth never turns to rebuke falsehood; her own straightforwardness is the severest correction.”

“Always prefer the plain direct word to the long, vague one. Don't implement promises, but keep them.”

“Only sing - don't do cheap songs, don't do silly songs, just do, just do wonderful songs that are well-written.”