"Don't touch my d**k, don't touch my..." - Quote by Anthony Bourdain

“I do my very best to avoid shark fin.”

“My daughter always behaved in restaurants. And if she didn't, she's going out. I mean, one of the parents is going to take her outside. Immediately.”

“The ingredients of a hamburger seldom vary. It's a percentage of fat to lean meat, add salt and prepare and that's it. It shouldn't need a recipe.”

“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”

“If Mozart had power tools, there's no telling how great his music might have been.”

“My house used to be haunted, but the ghosts haven't been back since the night I tried on all my wigs.”

“I love the broad margin to my life.”

“I love my government not least for the extent to which it leaves me alone.”

“I've learned that usually, the less I know about other people, the better off I am.”