"I am constantly being asked about individuals...." - Quote by Phyllis Diller

“Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn't do this I sent the kids off with umbrellas for six weeks straight.”

“Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood.”

“I became a stand-up comedienne because I had a sit-down husband.”

“Talent is extremely important. It's like a sports team, the team that has the best individual player will often win, but then there’s a multiplier from how those players work together and the strategy they employ.”

“Give me the right people and I don’t much care what organization you give me. Good things will happen. Give me the wrong people and it doesn’t matter what you do with the organization. Bad things will happen.”

“The Golcondas were considered incomparably the best team in Southern India ... [But] we defeated [them] by 9 goals to 3. On succeeding days we made short work of all other opponents, and established the record, never since broken, of winning a first-class tournament within fifty days of landing in India.”

“It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed.”

“Your friends, family, and kids have to understand that's your priority. It's the only way you can be successful.”

“You fail in your thoughts, or you prevail in your thoughts only.”