"Golf is a game whose aim is..." - Quote by Winston Churchill
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose
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“Science bestowed immense new powers on man, and at the same time, created conditions which were largely beyond his comprehension.”
“It is not given to human beings, happily for them, for otherwise life would be intolerable, to foresee or to predict to any large extent the unfolding course of events.”
“I never worry about action, but only inaction.”
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“Dream golf is simply golf played on another course. We chip from glass tables onto moving stairways; we swing in a straightjacket, through masses of cobweb, and awaken not with any sense of unjust hazard but only with a regret that the round can never be completed, and that one of our phantasmal companions has kept the scorecard.”
“Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.”
“If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be barred from any public office in the United States and the families of the breed would be shipped off to the white slave corrals of Argentina.”
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“I think the Americans are ready to play, they want to beat us. I think that players like Chris Chelios and his leadership over there goes a long way.”
“The pressure gets worse the older you get. The hole starts to look the size of a Bayer aspirin.”
“For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.”