"I don't know how I got over..." - Quote by Will Rogers

“A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators were hot, imagine how the jackasses must feel.”

“Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.”

“You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one”

“Your date is better in your pie and your porridge than in your cheek.”

“It seems the older you get, the more life comes into focus.”

“I was alarmed at my doctor's report: He said I was sound as a dollar.”

“Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.”

“Not the maker of plans and promises, but rather the one who offers faithful service in small matters. This is the person who is most likely to achieve what is good and lasting.”

“You can always chase a dream but it will not count if you never catch it.”