"From the moment I picked your book..." - Quote by Groucho Marx

“Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.”

“It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.”

“Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.”

“When I go to the beauty parlor, I always use the emergency entrance. Sometimes I just go for an estimate.”

“What you are to do without me I cannot imagine.”

“Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying”

“When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty, I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”

“Reading is merely a surrogate for thinking for yourself; it means letting someone else direct your thoughts. Many books, moreover, serve merely to show how many ways there are of being wrong, and how far astray you yourself would go if you followed their guidance. You should read only when your own thoughts dry up, which will of course happen frequently enough even to the best heads; but to banish your own thoughts so as to take up a book is a sin against the holy ghost; it is like deserting untrammeled nature to look at a herbarium or engravings of landscapes.”

“I suppose every old scholar has had the experience of reading something in a book which was significant to him, but which he could never find again. Sure he is that he read it there, but no one else ever read it, nor can he find it again, though he buy the book and ransack every page.”