“I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.”

“Pour him out of here!”

“If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!”

“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.”

“You are never too old to become younger!”

“They told me I was everything. 'Tis a lie, I am not ague-proof.”

“Twas never merry world Since lowly feigning was called compliment.”

“Hide not thy poison with such sugar'd words”