"No man can be condemned for owning..." - Quote by Will Rogers

“The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.”

“If you got a dollar, soak it away, put it in a savings bank, bury it, do anything but spend it. Spending when we didn't have it put us where we are today. Saving when we've got it will get us back to where we was before we went cuckoo.”

“An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.”

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”

“The world was conquered through the understanding of dogs; the world exists through the understanding of dogs.”

“Mousse was a Labrador retriever, which is a large enthusiastic bulletproof species of dog made entirely from synthetic materials. This is the kind of dog that, if it takes an interest in your personal regions (which of course it does) you cannot fend it off with a blowtorch.”

“The friend who knows a lot more than you do will bring difficulties, and grief, and sickness, as medicine, as happiness, as the essence of the moment when you're beaten when you hear Checkmate, and can finally say, I trust you to kill me.”

“My mom and I have always been really close. She’s always been the friend that was always there.”

“The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.”