"I argue very well. Just ask any..." - Quote by Dave Barry

“We travel because, no matter how comfortable we are at home, there's a part of us that wants - that needs - to see new vistas, take new tours, obtain new entrees, introduce new bacteria into our intestinal tracts, learn new words for "transfusion," and have all the other travel adventures that make us want to French-kiss our doormats when we finally get home.”

“I've gained a few pounds around the middle. The only lower body garments I own that still fit me comfortably are towels.”

“I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.”

“Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.”

“We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.”

“Here's a man who was twice elected to the most powerful position on Earth despite needing a TelePrompTer to correctly identify what year it was.”

“When I hear another express an opinion which is not mine, I say to myself, he has a right to his opinion, as I to mine. Why should I question it? His error does me no injury, and shall I become a Don Quixote, to bring all men by force of argument to one opinion? ...Be a listener only, keep within yourself, and endeavor to establish with yourself the habit of silence, especially in politics.”

“Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing.”

“A good action is preferable to an argument.”