"I'd rather spend half an hour in..." - Quote by Winston Churchill

“Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal.”

“No one can guarantee success in war, but only deserve it.”

“I get my exercise being a pallbearer for those of my friends who believed in regular running and calisthenics.”

“A family of ten children will be always called a fine family, where there are heads and arms and legs enough for the number.”

“If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.”

“Everyone I talked to was a recording-the bank, the elevator, your office, the school, a wrong number. You used to be able to call a wrong number and get a person.”

“We are in control of the one asset that we all give the most f#%ks about, and that is time.”

“Knowledge is our ultimate good.”

“In every age the wisest have passed the identical judgment on life: it is worthless.”