"Political elections are a good deal like..." - Quote by Will Rogers

“It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.”

“Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.”

“We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.”

“It makes a difference who the treasury secretary is.”

“Could one start a Stagnation Party-which at General Elections would boast that during its term of office no event of the least importance had taken place?”

“The lightning there is peculiar; it is so convincing, that when it strikes a thing it doesn't leave enough of that thing behind for you to tell whether-Well, you'd think it was something valuable, and a Congressman had been there.”

“Some of Donald Trump's gifts that obviously allowed him to execute one of the biggest political upsets in history, those are ones that hopefully he will put to good use on behalf of all the American people.”

“I'd have to go for Donald Trump ... you know, 'cause Hillary Clinton is declared that she's gonna follow in Barack Obama's footsteps. There's been just too much funny business on both sides of the aisle. She's made a lot of dough out of being a politician.”

“Elections should be held on April 16th- the day after we pay our income taxes. That is one of the few things that might discourage politicians from being big spenders.”