“I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.”

“Pour him out of here!”

“If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!”

“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.”

“You are never too old to become younger!”

“The web of our life is of a mingled yarn, good and ill together: our virtues would be proud if our faults whipped them not; and our crimes would despair if they were not cherished by our own virtues.”

“Wisely weigh our sorrow with our comfort.”

“They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing.”