"Always drink upstream from the herd...." - Quote by Will Rogers

“Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely”

“Now they got such a high inheritance tax on 'em that you won't catch these old rich boys dying promiscuously like they did. This bill makes patriots out of everybody. You sure do die for your country if you die from now on.”

“There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.”

“If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.”

“Don't go getting mixed up in the business of your betters, or you'll land in trouble too big for you.”

“I lay it down as a general rule, Harriet, that if a woman doubts as to whether she should accept a man or not, she certainly ought to refuse him.”

“Knowledge is when you learn something new every day. Wisdom is when you let something go every day.”

“Nature is an admirable schoolmistress.”

“Don't squat with your spurs on.”