"The main difference between a cat and..." - Quote by Mark Twain
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.
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“It may have happened, it may not have happened but it could have happened.”
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“I am admonished in many ways that time is pushing me inexorably along. I am approaching the threshold of age; in 1977 I shall be 142.”
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“Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they did wrong.”
“He had an uncommon fondness for cats. As an old man summering in New Hampshire, Twain even rented kittens from a nearby farm to keep him company until he returned home. "If man could be crossed with the cat," said Twain, "it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat." There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.”
“That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her.”