"I guess truth can hurt you worse..." - Quote by Will Rogers

“Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.”

“People don't change under governments. Governments change. People remain the same.”

“This would be a great world to dance in if we didn’t have to pay the fiddler.”

“Mental fight means thinking against the current, not with it. It is our business to puncture gas bags and discover the seeds of truth.”

“Unjustly poets we asperse: Truth shines the brighter clad in verse, And all the fictions they pursue Do but insinuate what is true.”

“It is an affront to treat falsehood with complaisance.”

“The government you elect is the government you deserve.”

“More men have been elected between Sundown and Sunup than ever were elected between Sunup and Sundown.”

“Both gangs have been bad sports, so see if at least one can't redeem themselves by offering no alibis, but cooperate with the winner, for no matter which one it is the poor fellow is going to need it.”