"Women are as old as they feel..." - Quote by Mae West

“I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.”

“I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.”

“A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.”

“How far away the stars seem, and how far is our first kiss, and ah, how old my heart.”

“A bishop keeps on saying at the age of eighty what he was told to say at the age of eighteen.”

“If they want to win right now, I'm all for it. That's all I said the whole time. If you want to wait five years, let me know. My legs aren't as young as they used to be.”

“No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.”

“I am no longer surprised at your knowing only six accomplished women. I rather wonder now at your knowing any.”

“We women adore failures. They lean on us.”