"His name is Rufus II-but the II..." - Quote by Winston Churchill

“Things do not get better by being left alone.”

“I am sure that the mistakes of that time will not be repeated; we should probably make another set of mistakes.”

“A man is about as big as the things that make him angry.”

“Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.”

“Bunbury? Oh, he was quite exploded. Exploded! Was he the victim of a revolutionary outrage? I was not aware that Mr. Bunbury was interested in social legislation. If so, he is well punished for his morbidity. My dear Aunt Augusta, I mean he was found out! The doctors found out that Bunbury could not , that is what I mean—so Bunbury died. He seems to have had great confidence in the opinion of his physicians.”

“Nana glanced at Ben. "I think your mom has catepillars in her ears. She keeps repeating everything I say like she can't hear me.”

“Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?”

“The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest.”

“I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow anything. Hey, how about some celery? Plus, if I tore your legs off, you would look like snowmen.”