"You can't build a substantial V out..." - Quote by Dr Seuss

“Step with care and great tact, and remember that Life's a Great Balancing Act.”

“Cat, you ruined mom's dress!" "Honey, it was ruined when she bought it.”

“You'll be on your way up! You'll be seeing great sights! You'll join the high fliers who soar to high heights.”

“One time a guy handed me a picture. He said, 'Here's a picture of me when I was younger.' Every picture is of you when you were younger. 'Here's a picture of me when I'm older.' 'You son of bit, how'd you pull that off Let me see that camera. What's it look like'”

“Why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away?”

“Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.”

“Logic won't change an emotion but action will.”

“If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.”

“I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.”