Logic Quotes

Logic. It is the infrastructure of all sound thinking. The system that governs the relationships between ideas and ensures the validity of conclusions drawn from their premises. Not an emotion, but a method. It is the compass that prevents you from getting lost in the labyrinths of fallacies, leading you towards verifiable truth. It is the foundation of mathematics, the soul of philosophy, and the nerve center of all scientific reasoning. The following **quotes** are concentrated lessons in thinking, rationality, and the power of proof.

Quote by Yogi Berra: You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you....
Quote by Fyodor Dostoevsky: But twice-two-makes-four is for all that a most insupportable thing. Twice-two-makes-four is, in my ...
Quote by Steven Wright: I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it....
Quote by Steven Wright: Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called...
Quote by Mitch Hedberg: I walked by a dry cleaner at 3 am, and there was a sign:
Quote by Steven Wright: I washed mud off of mud....
Quote by Mitch Hedberg: I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna hav...
Quote by Mitch Hedberg: I got a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable....
Quote by Virginia Woolf: The mind which is most capable of receiving impressions is very often the least capable of drawing c...
Quote by Albert Camus: Somebody has to have the last word. If not, every argument could be opposed by another and we'd neve...
Quote by Mitch Hedberg: This one commercial said,
Quote by Mitch Hedberg: My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening ...
Quote by Mitch Hedberg: An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs....
Quote by Peter Drucker: The strength of the computer lies in its being a logic machine. It does precisely what it is program...
Quote by C.S. Lewis: Good philosophy must exist, if for no other reason, because bad philosophy needs to be answered....
Quote by Steven Wright: Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?...
Quote by William Shakespeare: Every why hath a wherefore....
Quote by Warren Buffett: You're neither right nor wrong because other people agree with you. You're right because your facts ...
Quote by Elon Musk: Physics is a good framework for thinking. ... Boil things down to their fundamental truths and reaso...
Quote by Fyodor Dostoevsky: The formula 'Two and two make five' is not without its attractions....
Quote by Aristotle: Accordingly, the poet should prefer probable impossibilities to improbable possibilities. The tragic...
Quote by George Carlin:
Quote by Fyodor Dostoevsky: I agree that two times two makes four is an excellent thing; but if we are dispensing praise, then t...
Quote by Mitch Hedberg: I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake....
Quote by Friedrich Nietzsche: When our brain feels too weak to deal with our opponent's objections, our heart answers by casting s...
Quote by Guy Finley: Instead of always asking yourself how to clear up your mental fog, learn to ask:
Quote by Mitch Hedberg: One time a guy handed me a picture. He said, 'Here's a picture of me when I was younger.' Every pict...
Quote by Aristotle: Probable impossibilities are to be preferred to improbable possibilities....
Quote by Steven Wright: In hindsight, I realized I could see into the future. Which is kind of like having premonitions of f...
Quote by Mitch Hedberg: Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience....
Quote by Plato: I know too well that these arguments from probabilities are imposters, and unless great caution is o...
Quote by C.S. Lewis: Chronological snobbery is the uncritical acceptance of the intellectual climate common to our own ag...
Quote by Fyodor Dostoevsky: Yes, that's right... love should come before logic ... Only then will man come to understand the mea...
Quote by Henry David Thoreau: Impulse is, after all, the best linguist; its logic, if not conformable to Aristotle, cannot fail to...
Quote by George Carlin: If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?...
Quote by William Butler Yeats: People who lean on logic and philosophy and rational exposition end by starving the best part of the...
Quote by George Carlin: Why do 'slow down' and 'slow up' mean the same thing? Why is the third hand on the watch called the ...
Quote by Franz Kafka: In argument similes are like songs in love; they describe much, but prove nothing....
Quote by C.S. Lewis: No emotion is, in itself, a judgement; in that sense all emotions and sentiments are alogical. but t...
Quote by Kamala Harris: I love Venn diagrams. I really do, I love Venn diagrams. It's just something about those three circl...
Quote by Marcus Tullius Cicero: Reason is the mistress and queen of all things.[Lat., Domina omnium et regina ratio.]...
Quote by Steven Wright: Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?...
Quote by Thomas Sowell: If facts, logic, and scientific procedures are all just arbitrarily
Quote by George Carlin: Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror....
Quote by Benjamin Franklin: One of the advantages of being a 'reasonable creature' is that one can find a reason for whatever on...
Quote by Fyodor Dostoevsky: But men love abstract reasoning and neat systematization so much that they think nothing of distorti...
Quote by Blaise Pascal: The mind has its arrangement; it proceeds from principles to demonstrations. The heart has a differe...
Quote by Mark Twain: All generalizations are false, including this one....
Quote by William James: A difference which makes no difference is no difference at all....
Quote by Jane Austen: ... strange things may be generally accounted for if their cause be fairly seached out....
Quote by John Updike: I remember one English teacher in the eighth grade, Florence Schrack, whose husband also taught at t...
Quote by William James: Instinct leads, logic does but follow....
Quote by Albert Einstein: The heart says yes, but the mind says no....
Quote by Aristotle: In inventing a model we may assume what we wish, but should avoid impossibilities....
Quote by Thomas Jefferson: Man, once surrendering his reason, has no remaining guard against absurdities the most monstrous. . ...
Quote by Steven Wright: If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?...
Quote by George Carlin: When people say “clean as a whistle”, they forget that a whistle is full of spit....
Quote by Albert Camus: There are crimes of passion and crimes of logic. The boundary between them is not clearly defined....
Quote by Charles Dickens: Affery, like greater people, had always been right in her facts, and always wrong in the theories sh...
Quote by Abraham Lincoln: To say a sheep has 5 legs doesn't make it so....