"If you feel the urge, don't be..." - Quote by Will Rogers

“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”

“Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.”

“If we could just go back the last two or three years and do our buying a little more carefully, why... we would be O.K.”

“Have an objective to give your bender a theme. For instance, stalking and killing a wild pig with a bowie knife.”

“Adventures are not all pony-rides in May-sunshine.”

“Here life itself, life at its best and healthiest, awaits the caprice of the bullet. Let us see the development of the day. All else may stand over, perhaps for ever. Existence is never so sweet as when it is at hazard.”

“The greatest mistake a person can make is to be afraid of making one.”

“Sometimes when you want to achieve something, you have to take a risk.”

“Long have you timidly waded Holding a plank by the shore, Now I will you to be a bold swimmer, To jump off in the midst of the sea, Rise again, nod to me, shout, And laughingly dash with your hair.”