I'm looking for a perfume to overpower men - I'm sick of karate.
“If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all.”
“I got my first laugh when my mother entered me in a baby contest.”
“For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.”
“Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.”
“She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.”
“I'm comfortable in my own skin, no matter how far it's stretched. Ha ha.”
“Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for a shoulder to put her head on.”
“It is not always for virtue's sake that women are virtuous.”
“Women's glances express what they dare not speak.”
