“He who kisses girl on hillside is not level”

“He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.”

“The injury of prodigality leads to this, that he who will not economize will have to agonize.”

“Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk”

“Don't be concerned about others not appreciating you. Be concerned about your not appreciating others.”

“Manners are the happy ways of doing things.”

“Whenever you do a thing, act as if all the world were watching.”

“Don't let your life give evidence against your tongue. Sing with your voices... sing also with your conduct.”