"Politics is applesauce...." - Quote by Will Rogers

“Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put it in, and the politicians take it out”

“Spinnin' a rope is fun if your neck ain't in it”

“The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.”

“Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors.”

“In a conquered country benevolence is not humanitarianism. It is a general political axiom that a conqueror must not inspire a good opinion of his benevolence until he has demonstrated that he can be severe with malefactors.”

“I've enjoyed the conversations that we've had. [Donald Trump] is somebody who I think is not lacking in confidence.”

“College football is a game which would be much more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students, and even more interesting if the trustees played. There would be a great increase in broken arms, legs, and necks, and simultaneously an appreciable diminution in the loss to humanity.”

“Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.”

“If you you think there is a solution, you're part of the problem.”