"It's a dangerous thing to be married..." - Quote by George Bernard Shaw

“The minorities are sometimes right. The majorities never.”

“You sometimes have to answer a woman according to her womanliness, just as you have to answer a fool according to his folly.”

“Cruelty would be delicious if one could only find some sort of cruelty that didn't really hurt.”

“Opening her eyes again, and seeing her husband's face across the table, she leaned forward to give it a pat on the cheek, and sat down to supper, declaring it to be the best face in the world.”

“Marriage -- yes, it is the supreme felicity of life. I concede it. And it is also the supreme tragedy of life. The deeper the love the surer the tragedy. And the more disconsolating when it comes.”

“I really don't advise a woman who wants to have things her own way to get married”

“No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.”

“My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen.”

“Love is needing to be loved.”