"I wrote the story myself. It's all..." - Quote by Mae West

“A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in.”

“One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.”

“I know so much about men because I went to night school.”

“A man who gets the reputation of rising at dawn can sleep to noon.”

“Most people who'll remember me, if at all, will remember me as an action guy, which is okay. There's nothing wrong with that. But there will be a certain group which will remember me for the other films, the ones where I took a few chances. At least, I like to think so.”

“He who cannot shine by thought, seeks to bring himself into notice by a witticism.”

“One of the more pretentious political self-descriptions is 'Libertarian.' People think it puts them above the fray. It sounds fashionable, and to the uninitiated, faintly dangerous. Actually, it's just one more bullshit political philosophy.”

“The best way to hold a man is in your arms.”

“Delicacy - a sad, sad false delicacy - robs literature of the two best things among its belongings: Family-circle narratives & obscene stories.”