"If you are trying to get out..." - Quote by Will Rogers

“Originality will be rewarded in any line.”

“Spinnin' a rope is fun if your neck ain't in it”

“There wasn't any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn't a Deliberate Lie, why it was an Exaggerated Falsehood.”

“Violence never brings permanent peace. It solves no social problem: it merely creates new and more complicated ones.”

“One mend-fault is worth two find-faults, but one find-fault is better than two make-faults.”

“You cannot solve a problem by condemning it”

“Among the illusions which have invested our civilization is an absolute belief that the solutions to our problems must be a more determined application of rationally organized expertise... The reality is that our problems are largely the product of that application.”

“'Why me?' rarely produces a positive result, while 'How can I use this?' usually leads us in the direction of turning our difficulties into a driving force to make ourselves and the world better.”

“The solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind.”