"It's a good thing we don't get..." - Quote by Will Rogers

“The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.”

“Politicians, after all, are not over a year behind public opinion.”

“Work to make a living; serve to make a life.”

“I do not see how a barbarous community and a civilized community can constitute a state. I think we must get rid of slavery or we must get rid of freedom.”

“The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.”

“Democracy may not be perfect, but at least I don't have to build a wall to keep my people in.”

“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.”

“I do not want Michael Angelo for breakfast-but for luncheon-for dinner- for tea-for supper-for between meals.”

“Control yourself. You'll spurt.”