"And now, I am dying beyond my..." - Quote by Oscar Wilde

“Oh, why will parents always appear at the wrong time? Some extraordinary mistake in nature, I suppose.”

“The one advantage of playing with fire...isthat no one ever gets singed. It is the people who don't know how to play with it who get burned up.”

“No publisher should ever express an opinion of the value of what he publishes. That is a matter entirely for the literary critic to decide.”

“What more ghastly image can be called up than that of a man betrayed by his body who, simply because he did not die in time, lives out the comedy while awaiting the end, face to face with that God he does not adore, serving him as he served life, kneeling before a void and arms outstretched toward a heaven without eloquence that he knows to be also without depth?”

“I want to be buried with a Zippo, a roll of dimes & a bottle of Jack!”

“One day I'm going to go up in a helicopter and it'll just blow up. MI5 will do away with me”

“I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement.”

“The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids . . . and when you're away from them, who needs it?.”

“When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.”