“I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.”

“Pour him out of here!”

“If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!”

“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.”

“You are never too old to become younger!”

“When I sit down to write a book, I don't ask myself, "How many am I going to sell?"”

“Industry, commerce and security are the surest roads to the happiness and prosperity of people.”

“Commerce is a game of skill which everyone cannot play and few can play well.”