"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.”

“I've seen many troubles in my time, only half of which ever came true.”

“All of us contain Music & Truth, but most of us can't get it out.”

“I'm easy to look like, so there are lots and lots of Dolly look-alikes.”

“Is life worth living? It all depends on the liver.”

“You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble.”

“You're going to have a racial explosion, and a racial explosion is more dangerous than an atomic explosion. It's going to explode because black people are dissatisfied; they're dissatisfied not only with the white man, but they're dissatisfied with these Negroes who have been sitting around here posing as leaders and spokesmen for black people and actually making the problem worse instead of making the problem better.”

“I will hit a man with glasses.”

“I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.”