"Americans will feed anyone that's not close..." - Quote by Will Rogers

“You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.”

“It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about; it's the return of my investment”

“If you want to be successful, love what you are doing.”

“The way to be patriotic in America is not only to love America, but to love the duty that lies nearest to our hand, and to know that in performing it we are serving our country.”

“The 100% American is 99% idiot.”

“America, you have it better than our continent, the old one.”

“Charity is that rational and constant affection which makes us sacrifice ourselves to the human race, as if we were united with it, so as to form one individual, partaking equally in its adversity and prosperity.”

“That is not true I am not a greedy man because if I was why would i donate money to charity?I care about others as well.”

“Whatever a man has in superabundance is owed, of natural right, to the poor for their sustenance. So Ambrosius says, and it is also to be found in the Decretum Gratiani: The bread which you withhold belongs to the hungry: the clothing you shut away, to the naked: and the money you bury in the earth is the redemption and freedom of the penniless.”