"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit...." - Quote by Oscar Wilde

“Every effect that one produces gives one an enemy. To be popular one must be a mediocrity.”

“I have a dining room done in different shades of white, with white cushions embroidered in yellow silk: the effect is absolutely delightful and the room beautiful.”

“All art is at once surface and symbol.”

“Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.”

“Yet, I didn't understand that she was intentionally disguising her feelings with sarcasm; that was usually the last resort of people who are timid and chaste of heart, whose souls have been coarsely and impudently invaded; and who, until the last moment, refuse to yield out of pride and are afraid to express their own feelings to you.”

“Married, Married, Married! Buried! Yeah yeah yeah yeah”

“I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books”

“The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling;the comic and the witty story upon the matter.”

“My idea of good company is the company of clever, well-informed people who have a great deal of conversation; that is what I call good company.”