I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
“I know so much about men because I went to night school.”
“I have never loved a man as much as I have loved myself”
“It takes two to get one in trouble.”
“A company that does not produce anything other than money is a poor business”
“If you need to bring in a business partner, make sure your partner brings along some money.”
“Do not take yearly results too seriously. Instead, focus on four or five-year averages.”
“Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.”
“Never trust a woman who wears mauve, whatever her age may be, or a woman over thirty-five who is fond of pink ribbons.”
“Who said anything about slicing you up? ... I just wanted to carve a little Z on your forehead-- nothing serious.”
