“He who kisses girl on hillside is not level”

“He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.”

“The injury of prodigality leads to this, that he who will not economize will have to agonize.”

“Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk”

“Don't be concerned about others not appreciating you. Be concerned about your not appreciating others.”

“Nature ever faithful isTo such as trust her faithfulness.”

“Faithfulness and truth are the most sacred excellences and endowments of the human mind.”

“I'm not saying girls are perfect, because we all know that's not true. But why be unfaithful to her if she was true to you.”