"Playing golf is like chasing a quinine..." - Quote by Winston Churchill
Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.
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“Our inheritance of well-founded, slowly conceived codes of honor, morals and manners, the passionate convictions which so many hundreds of millions share together of the principles of freedom and justice, are far more precious to us than anything which scientific discoveries could bestow.”
“What a fool I have been!”
“Men often stumble onto the truth but then quickly dust themselves off and hurry away.”
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