"A holding company is the people you..." - Quote by Will Rogers

“The self persists like a dying star, In sleep, afraid.”

“Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.”

“All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.”

“Good Conservatives always pay their bills. And on time. Not like the Socialists who run up other people's bills.”

“Taxes are the sinews of the state.”

“The aggregate capital appears as the capital stock of all individual capitalists combined. This joint stock company has in common with many other stock companies that everyone knows what he puts in, but not what he will get out of it.”

“Why are a 'wise man' and a 'wiseguy' opposites?”

“If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.”

“I've been writing jokes since I'm fifteen. Not out of happiness, but to go to a different place, because reality wasn't good to me.”