"It would be hard to conceive of..." - Quote by Dave Barry
It would be hard to conceive of any activity more useless than stamp collecting.
More by Dave Barry
“We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.”
“I’ve noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse.”
“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.”
More on Hobbies
“I still love writing in my journal and wearing sparkly dresses and looking at old chandeliers.”
“I really like to play and use a good part of my free time involved in football, even through esports.”
“Playing Bridge is a pretty old fashioned thing in a way that I really like... I do the dishes every night - other people volunteer but I like the way I do it.”
More on Criticism
“I love commercial music! I can dissect it and criticize it with any critic in the business. But without any thought, I just enjoy it. It's folk music. That's what I'm doing, folk music. I'm not intellectualizing it . . . and making it into a phoney art form. I'm just doing the music I enjoy.”
“It is exactly because a man cannot do a thing that he is a proper judge of it”
“I can't take it seriously when people get excited and scream that religion is in danger, and similar stupidities.”